Nothing escapes the keen lense of the Sumo Warrior. Whilst civilians went about their business, the alert Sumo Snapped pictures of this holiday icon slacking off on the job! Shame on him, say the honourable Sumo. Shame!

 

The wise Sumo contacted a Doctor Sushimato Kawalski to gain an explination for the "burnt santa". The doctor had this to say:

"Santa Clause stays indoors for most of 365 days of the year. He is only exposed to the sun's Ultra Violet light for 1 day out of those 365. The incredable impact of UV light that is exposed to Santa the second he steps out of the front door is enough to burn his skin so badly, that it would turn black!"